So, Senator Craig was arrested for wiggling his foot in a men's restroom stall. And that's a sign that he wants to get it on? Maybe I'm too subtle, then...
Gee, I thought the whole underground-anonymous-gay-sex-in-the-bathroom thing was just an urban legend started by the likes of Hunter S. Thompson. The girls' room on the third floor of the library at my old campus advertised anonymous girl-on-girl action, but I thought it was a joke -- then again, the 5th floor was a famous setting for gay internet porn...Glad I never stumbled on any of those scenes!....Or maybe not....?
Anyways, so he gets caught wiggling his foot, and he thinks pleading guilty will make it all go away? What a doofus...You can read the police report at http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/images/08/28/craig.incident.report.pdf. The description of the incident starts on p.5.