Never get Involved with a Married Man
(or Woman)
(or Woman)
Unless you're married to them, in which case you should make it a point to get with them frequently -- intimacy is an important part of relationships, so don't get lazy! And if you're married, then don't get involved with someone you're not married to, 'cause you never know what that crazy bitch might do to get back at you when you go crawlin' back to your wife.
Don't Pick Your Nose too Hard
Once you hit brain, you can't go back.
Follow Your Heart
Unless it violates one of the aforementioned rules.
Well, that's all I have right now. Anyone have any suggestions?
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